Unemployed Philosophers Guild
We Will Wash You Soap
We Will Wash You Soap
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Shipping: $8.95 AU | $15 NZ
Shipping: $8.95 AU | $15 NZ
View our full shipping policy here.
Australia
Free Shipping over $100
Standard shipping $8.95
7-14 Business Days
Express shipping $11.95
5-7 Business Days
New Zealand
Free Shipping over $150
Standard shipping $15
14-28 Business Days
Express shipping $25
7-10 Business Days
Returns Policy
Returns Policy
- View our full returns and refunds policy
- Downloadable Returns Form Available here
- Sales Items Policy: Store Credit for Returns only
- Second Love items are final sale with no returns or exchanges. Find out more about Second Love here.
- Exchange Process: Contact Us for Reservation
- Return Deadline: 30 Days from Delivery
- Refunds for Incorrect Sizes or Change of Mind
- 10% Admin Fee for Refunds, Postage Non-refundable
- Quality Assurance: Personal Inspection of Garments
- Damaged Garment Assistance Available
- Return Conditions: Unworn, Unwashed, Tags Attached
🥥 Almond & Cocoa Butter Blend: Keeps you feeling like a rockstar!
💦 Squeaky-Queen Clean: Because we WILL, we WILL wash you!
🏆 Champion Freshness: Perfect for when The Show Must Go On.
🎸 Freddie-Inspired Fun: Rock those suds like it’s Wembley Stadium!
🌍 Travel-Ready Soap: Keeps you fresh, even when you're traveling at the speed of light.
For all the champions out there, here’s a soap that’ll rock your world! With a rich almond and cocoa butter blend, it's made to keep you squeaky-queen clean, just like the anthem you know and love. Lather up and belt out a tune—this soap's here to make sure you’re always ready to hit the stage (or at least the shower).
Banging Styling Tip: Pair it with your favorite karaoke mic (real or shampoo bottle), and turn every shower into a mini rock concert. No matter who you are, this soap will scrub you the right way!
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